Kari Lake: “Ron, use a tissue, please!”
Kari Lake continues to be my favorite “politician” not named Donald Trump.
The reasons are obvious.
They’re both cut from the same cloth…
They don’t answer to anyone except the American people…
They speak their mind, they follow what THEY think is right, not what some poll or lobbyist tells them to do.
They’re both Mavericks.
They both have BDE.
But the latest clip from Kari Lake talking about Ron DeSantis had my dying!
She stops Steve Bannon to ask if she can give Ron a “pro tip”….and then she proceeds to tear him apart for wiping his snot all over his filthy hands and then touching people on the campaign trail.
Absolutely vicious….and hilarious!
Watch here on Rumble:
Kari Lake is cold blooded!
And so funny!
“DeSantis says Trump lost 2020. DeSantis in single digits ended DeSantis run. The rest of it’s all nonsense. I don’t care how many times he debates Newsom,” began host Steve Bannon, who made clear DeSantis crossed the MAGA base by acknowledging the legitimacy of the 2020 presidential election. “This is all Murdoch-generated. It’s all Murdoch phony. Did I mention the Murdochs are foreigners? Did I mention that? Kari Lake, your thoughts about Ron DeSantis?”
“Well, I said I was going to give him a pro tip because I was watching as he’s campaigning across Iowa and I was hot and sweaty in the summer,” Lake began with a laugh. “I know people think of the cold winters there, but, you know, have you seen the video? It’s like every time he’s around people, he’s so awkward, but he’s literally wiping the sweat off of his face and then touching people and rubbing his nose. Ron, use a tissue, please. The people of Iowa do not appreciate having your runny nose and your sweaty face rubbed all over them.”
Lake then imparted some advice to the governor.
“Be a human being and be polite. Blot your face with the tissue. But please don’t rub your, you know, sweat all over people. It’s absolutely rude,” she concluded.
I don’t have to tell my little children this, why doesn’t Ron DeSantis already know how to wipe his damn face?
Come on Ron, be better!
Actually, just drop out, it’s getting very embarrassing!
It’s actually not the first time Ron has been called out for gross stuff like this.
Take a look:
Did he just wipe his snot on the guy’s shirt sitting in a wheelchair? pic.twitter.com/Mls53R4rtf
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 19, 2023
…”oh you want a booger too? Here’s one for your hand.” pic.twitter.com/NlLFGXag8C
— Brenden Dilley (@WarlordDilley) May 19, 2023
This one had my DYING LAUGHING!
It’s kind of his thing. pic.twitter.com/xxKLXfJwhc
— The Chud Report (@TheChudReport) May 19, 2023
And remember this?
Ron DeSantis Is Trending For All The Wrong Reasons…
When you’re running for President, you want to get attention.
Trending online is great!
Unless….it’s for a bad reason.
Unless you’re having your Howard Dean moment.
Do you remember when that happened?
If you don’t remember or never saw it, you’re in for a treat.
This is not even a human sound, I have no idea how he did this.
When it’s called “THE Scream” you know that’s very bad for you.
Oddly enough, that happened in Iowa and Ron DeSantis may have just had his Howard Dean moment….also in Iowa.
Let’s start with the pictures, because they’re bad enough.
Here is Ron DeSantis laughing:
Sort of campaigning for the presidency in Iowa can be fun… pic.twitter.com/F07AK3uKiz
— John McCormick (@McCormickJohn) May 13, 2023
It was immediately mocked online:
This is the result of DeSantis‘s advisors telling DeSantis to be more likable, and now they’re just going to be like “actually nvm, just do what you were doing before and we’ll hope for the best and pray” https://t.co/DZMM6Vn8a1
— Aaron Carr (@aaronAcarr) May 14, 2023
Facial expressions just destroying this guy’s campaign https://t.co/LuXDKopxD6
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) May 13, 2023
Some feat to have your worse Iowa campaign pic not involve state fair food, but there is time I guess https://t.co/KwiapOFrmP
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) May 13, 2023
Ok, so that’s….odd, right?
But maybe it’s just a bad still frame.
We all look bad in pictures sometimes.
Maybe the video will be better.
Oh damn if you thought the photo was cringe then just wait till you hear it with the audio pic.twitter.com/ok0MMFwRpj
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) May 16, 2023
This is not normal:
oh my god why did no one tell me this is what the video looks like pic.twitter.com/pPcff2UeB7
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) May 16, 2023
Me too Brian:
this makes me so uncomfortablepic.twitter.com/qrhv7f2ZiK
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 16, 2023
This one was funny:
He acts like the bug alien from Men in Black when it was in the body of the farmer https://t.co/CkQp1nNQxf
— Zito (@_Zeets) May 16, 2023
Definitely not normal human movements:
>>Activate human laughter simulator https://t.co/REJF87QdZE
— Rebekah Jones (@GeoRebekah) May 16, 2023
this is what it looks like when the joker gas hits https://t.co/FlRnwt574E
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 16, 2023
And back to the Howard Dean moment.
I’m afraid you may be toast Ronald:
— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) May 16, 2023
Now….compare whatever the hell that was to this:
ICONIC: Donald Trump, American Badass!
“Iconic” is the only word I have for this.
You’re going to love this…
Remember last weekend when President Trump attended UFC 287 with Kid Rock, Dana White and Iron Mike Tyson?
And the crowd erupted?
And after the fight the winner told Joe Rogan and the entire stadium that Donald Trump was the best President in his entire lifetime?
And then he started a “Let’s Go Brandon” chant?
But even cooler is the video that someone stitched together and put to music — the perfect music bed for this video, Kid Rock’s “American Badass”.
It’s only 2 minutes but so good.
I’ve listed to it 5 times already.
So freaking cool! pic.twitter.com/T7ecof5AqP
— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) April 15, 2023
And on Rumble here: